[nznog] Internet in the upper south island

Hi, I am currently trying to figure out if I can get anything else than a weak 3G signal in terms of internet just outside of St Arnaud. The address is 62 Alpine Meadows Drive, Saint Arnaud There is a phone line as well as a few other houses but the Chorus website tells me that they don't have any services there. I tried a few of the bigger providers and many tell me I can have VDSL but either don't come back to me or turn around and say "sorry, mate, can't" Anyone on the list that knows someone who might get anything faster than a 3G link to that address? Happy to shout beers on top of being a very grateful customer :) Thanks heaps cheers